For several weeks now I’ve been all up inside a new show on the Fox Network called Human Target. It’s a really stupid show that a lot of people I know would probably hate….

Posted this on Fiverr out of boredom… No, I do not think I will actually sell this.



When I was around 17 years old I liked to do this thing called “cruise the loop” with my friends. We’d pretty much spend all our weekends driving down Main Street trying to find babes…

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I love hockey so damn much.

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what are your top 3 favorite tv shows to watch?

Hmm, probably Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What is the perfect woman for you going to be like?

Someone who can take my jokes without getting offended to the point of silence. So pretty much, a hot lady who I can torment emotionally and she’ll just take it. Oh, and it also helps if she has boobs, a throat and money.

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

It depends on the situation. If I’m surrounded by disgusting slobs I’m an extrovert. If I’m surrounded by hot babes I’m an introvert.

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Do you ever think about something other than your dick?

Sometimes I think about female boobs and butts.

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