Can I rape you?
If you’re a girl then most likely yes.
Do you ever submit articles to magazines?
I have not. You have any suggestions or connections?
Why don’t you quit your job if its this lame? And move to somewhere where you can be actually recognized for your talent?
Wait… I have talent?
What was the worst concert you went to?
I’m almost too embarrassed to say… I once went to a Good Charlotte concert a long, long time ago… but Something Corporate was also there so doesn’t that somewhat make up for it? No? Fuck. :(
marry, fuck or kill (LOST style): Smoke Monster, Juliet, Sawyer
Too easy. I’d obviously have to kill Sawyer because I’m not gay. I’d then marry Juliet and fuck the smoke monster. Just imagine all that smoke whirling around your dick like a tornado. It’d have to feel good, right?
9gag:
Agreed, but if you do continue doing this at least be completely nude.