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Jun 22, 2009
Car Searching Sucks

I’ve been on this kick lately where I want to upgrade certain areas of my life. I’m not talking personality-wise, because let’s face it, I’m amazing. I’m talking about stupid consumer goods. The…

Jun 20, 2009
Weekend Video Time – Racism

When I go back and watch TV shows that I used to watch when I was just a little boy my mind immediately gets blown. It’s amazing what children’s TV shows and movies could get away with just 15-20…

Jun 18, 2009
News Thing – Panty Thief

In my quest to bring hard hitting news that everyone needs to know about, I bring you this lovely story. Stay informed, people. You can’t expect to change the world if you don’t know what’s going on…

Jun 17, 2009
"For 98,000 years, heaven watches down not caring. And then says 2,000 years ago, ‘It’s time to intervene. Why don’t we give god a son and murder him cruelly in an illiterate part of the Middle East? That ought to solve it.’ That’s what you have to believe in order to be a Christian. Well, I invite you to believe it, but I can’t envy you. The sheer strenuousness, the unbelievable contempt for evidence, the fantastic indifference to everything that humanity has actually succeeded in finding out about itself and its cosmos… that you need to keep this little cult alive. All the same, thanks for having me."

Christopher Hitchens, closing statement to the audience at Westminster Theological Seminary

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Jun 15, 2009
The Old Lonely

There’s really nothing that cranks up my awkwardness meter more than talking with an old person. Every time I find myself in an old person conversation I panic and don’t respond to them as I’m using…

jonmak:

theduty:
SILLY PLANE!

jonmak:

theduty:

SILLY PLANE!
Wow… (digg)

Wow… (digg)

At least spam is getting more hilarious. I got this in a spam email at work. I cropped out the url.

At least spam is getting more hilarious. I got this in a spam email at work. I cropped out the url.

Jun 13, 2009
I’m Nice

No “Weekend Video Time” this week as I have some situations going on, but here are some interesting things for you to check out. Read all the way through this and you’ll be rewarded with some rare…

Jun 12, 2009
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