For several weeks now I’ve been all up inside a new show on the Fox Network called Human Target. It’s a really stupid show that a lot of people I know would probably hate….

Posted this on Fiverr out of boredom… No, I do not think I will actually sell this.

When I was around 17 years old I liked to do this thing called “cruise the loop” with my friends. We’d pretty much spend all our weekends driving down Main Street trying to find babes…

jonmak:

chiarabab:

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I love hockey so damn much.

jonmak:

sethishere:

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what are your top 3 favorite tv shows to watch?

Hmm, probably Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Ask me anything, idiots

What is the perfect woman for you going to be like?

Someone who can take my jokes without getting offended to the point of silence. So pretty much, a hot lady who I can torment emotionally and she’ll just take it. Oh, and it also helps if she has boobs, a throat and money.

Ask me anything, idiots

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

It depends on the situation. If I’m surrounded by disgusting slobs I’m an extrovert. If I’m surrounded by hot babes I’m an introvert.

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Do you ever think about something other than your dick?

Sometimes I think about female boobs and butts.

Ask me anything, idiots