January 2011
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November 2010
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October 2010
4 posts
Dream Interpretation – Plastic Surgery →
I hate how spam blog commenters have gotten a lot better at tricking me into thinking they’re not complete pieces of shit. Lately I’ve been getting some comments about plastic surgery, but they sort…
I Bought a Kindle 3 →
Once upon a time I was dead set against any sort of e-reading device. The thought of ditching physical books seemed completely insane to me. Then “it” happened and by “it” I mean my deep-seated…
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September 2010
9 posts
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Why I Love Reddit →
Masuka from Dexter is hanging out and taking questions…
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‘Dexter’ Returns To Its Highest Rated Premiere... →
Yesssss… I love seeing good things do good.
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Gambling and Football →
This past weekend I did something that I don’t usually do. I left my apartment. Not only that, but it wasn’t just to get groceries! I actually took a real-life road trip to another town in another…
Advice Time: Love Triangle →
Sometimes the pleas for help I receive are so obvious to me that I can’t help but think the world is filled with idiots. Then I remember I’m trying to be more positive and decide they’re not idiots,…
Advice Time – Meeting Men →
I may maintain this blog, but I don’t really consider myself a writer. In my opinion, you have to be good to be considered a writer. Having said that, the reason posts have been a little light…
August 2010
17 posts
I’m Offended →
It should be no surprise to you that as a man with an internet connection and an overwhelming abundance of loneliness I sometimes frequent not-so-family-friendly websites. In fact, most of my…
Dream Insanity →
I don’t know what the hell my deal is lately, but every night for the last month I’ve been having vivid and super insane dreams. I have no idea where this streak of nonsense came from, it’s not like…
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Advice Time – Dating With Kids: Part II →
Lately it seems like all of the advice questions coming in are follow-ups from previous outstanding answers I’ve given. My website is turning into a textual soap opera, except with more talent….
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The Trouble With Working Out →
I’ve started to come to the realization lately that I’m completely out of shape, pathetically so. It’s gotten to the point where I almost didn’t put up a blog post today because I’m sore and…
Updates For Everyone →
Just wanted to remind everyone of a few things that I have going on with this blog area. Is it just me or do you cringe when you hear the word “blog”? There’s something very unsettling about that…
AMC Love →
I used to be the type of guy who hated most TV shows. I’d have one or two shows that I’d keep up with on a regular basis, but that was it. I was sort of happy about that fact so I could act like I…
Relationships. Why? →
I hope I don’t burst your heat filled bubble by this comment, but I do not like summertime. In fact, I despise it. Sure, there are plenty of reasons to hate summer, like the heat and shirtless men,…
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Morbid Curiosity (reddit)
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July 2010
8 posts
Come On, Technology →
A few blog posts back I mentioned how technology was still blowing me away even though it’s been around for a while now. I said that watching TV shows online was amazing and it is, but I’m starting…
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WatchBetween Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis interviewing Steve Carell
This Mel Gibson Guy →
This week we all finally got to hear the newest Mel Gibson racist, nonsensical tirade and it makes me happy. I don’t generally post about super popular news stories here because apparently I’m…
Shake Weight →
This is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen…
I seriously have never felt more uncomfortable while watching a video in my entire life. I feel like workout commercials…
June 2010
13 posts
Orange-ish →
I know this may take away from some of my manliness, but I love a good coffee shop. I’m not one of these assholes whose order requires an outrageous abundance of punctuation, though. When I order I…
Being A Ninja →
When I was a child there was nothing I wanted more than to be a real-life ninja. It was all I could think about. Every single year for Halloween I would dress up like a ninja, but if it was up to me…
Advice Time: Ending Friendships →
Sometimes the relationships we start with people can turn sour. I’m not just talking about romantic relationships that end because your significant other likes to have discrete trains run on her…
Breaking Bad →
A few months ago I started on a journey to catch up on the very popular TV show Breaking Bad. I didn’t really know what to expect going in other than it was supposed to be amazing. “It’s the best…
Advice Time – Dating With Kids →
The advice question I got sent in this week is about the length of one of my regular blog posts, but not nearly as entertaining. To make it easier for you, I’ll embolden all the pertinent…
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