February 2009
23 posts
News Thing - February 25, 2009 →
Here’s me taking another crack at this weird newsy bullshit. I don’t know why I seem angry about it. Maybe it’s because I’d rather be helping people and saving lives, but not many people have been…
Blog Life →
I’ve learned a lot of things in the year and a half I’ve run this little blog site. Some of the things I’ve learned have to do with people, my job, society in general and how I have to hide from the…
Awkward Convenience →
I’m starting to realize that I am the king of awkwardness. Aside from getting into awkward situations constantly and not knowing how to react, I’m also able to sense awkwardness upon immediately…
A Dark Day With ALF →
As I get older I’m starting to look back on some of my fond/frightening memories from when I was a child, with a little bit of cynicism. I’ve found that some of these memories couldn’t have really…
Pick-Up Lines →
About a week ago someone sent me the most terrifying email I have ever received. It may, in fact, be the scariest thing you will ever witness in your life. This guy wants me to help him get his…
Ask Josh - Jealous Bitch →
This post marks the end of what’s left in my “Ask Josh” queue, so send those bitches in! I don’t know how you expect this world to be a better place when you don’t actively take steps in fixing it…
A Date With Josh →
Lately, I have been getting countless emails from my hundreds of female fans. Most of them are asking me out on dates and sending me nude pictures on my new contact form. I figured I would give…
News Thing - February 2, 2009 →
In an effort to put some more awesome and different content on this site I decided to do a little segment where I talk about some random news story I find. It’ll be fun, I swear. If you come across…
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