May 2009
20 posts
Broken Break Part II →
I’ve mentioned before that the break room of my current workplace is far from ideal for a normal, young and quite handsome man like me. It’s typically filled with catastrophically overweight slobs…
WatchAndy Samberg and Will Arnett in Slaughter Shack
WatchThat was quick! Another Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
Dream Interpretation - Bloody Raccoon →
At first I wasn’t going to post today, since it’s technically a holiday, but I didn’t really want to be held responsible for the amount of deaths by boredom that would undoubtedly occur if I didn’t…
News Thing - Drunk Crossbow →
Anytime my hate tank for humanity is a little low I set my sights on the news for a healthy refuel. Sure, I could look towards articles about politics or religion to quickly fuel my hate filled…
Woman Crossing →
As the weather gets nicer I tend to leave the comfy confines of my dark, cave-like office and go out for little 15 minute walks on my break at work. Last summer I devised a plan to go on two 15…
WatchIce skate throat slice. This guy is extremely lucky.
Weekend Video Time - Crying Kid →
This weekend it didn’t take me very long at all to find a great video to talk about. This video has it all, a crying teenage boy, a sensible no nonsense dad and a cat playing keyboard. Enjoy:
Dream Interpretation - Rollercoaster Bus →
Another week, another dream interpretation. This one was kind of long so I had to cut a lot so people would actually read it. As always, send your dream in and get it interpretized.
Lindy (my…
The Cashier Backhand →
It’s nice to know that whenever I’m starting to get a bit of writer’s block I can always count on convenience stores to give me an interesting story to write up. The writer’s block has been so bad…
Weekend Video Time - Gigantic Creep →
Over the years I have interacted with people who have various levels of creepiness. Imagine the creepiest people you’ve ever met, or even seen online and then roll them all up into one gigantic…
Women Are Confusing →
Like any handsome, charming and all around completely awesome male I’ve had my share of opportunities with women. The only problem is that I wouldn’t know if a woman was throwing herself at me…
WatchZach Galifianakis interviews Natalie Portman on Between Two Ferns
Celeb Bashing - Foxx Hole →
Alright, this is the final day of this little Celeb Bashing thing I’ve been posting that I wrote a while back. Hopefully you enjoyed it, but if not it’s officially over. That is, unless these go…
Celeb Bashing - Amy Winehouse Almost Dead →
Here’s the second celebrity article I wrote a while back, as promised. There will be one more of these posted tomorrow and then a brand new regular blog post that will be up on Thursday. Hopefully…
Celeb Bashing - Jenny McCarthy Is Sympathetic →
A little while back I did some sample articles for a very popular celebrity gossip site. Don’t worry, it’s not like I give a shit about this kind of stuff. The site is more making fun of how stupid…
Weekend Video Time - Fat Factory →
It seems as though these weekend videos are all related as I go on. First it was a bunch of talentless nothings trying to make a music video, then it was disgusting fat disappointments singing…