June 2009
19 posts
Car Searching Sucks →
I’ve been on this kick lately where I want to upgrade certain areas of my life. I’m not talking personality-wise, because let’s face it, I’m amazing. I’m talking about stupid consumer goods. The…
Weekend Video Time – Racism →
When I go back and watch TV shows that I used to watch when I was just a little boy my mind immediately gets blown. It’s amazing what children’s TV shows and movies could get away with just 15-20…
News Thing – Panty Thief →
In my quest to bring hard hitting news that everyone needs to know about, I bring you this lovely story. Stay informed, people. You can’t expect to change the world if you don’t know what’s going on…
For 98,000 years, heaven watches down not caring. And then says 2,000 years ago,...
– Christopher Hitchens, closing statement to the audience at Westminster Theological Seminary
YouTube: Part 12 of 12
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The Old Lonely →
There’s really nothing that cranks up my awkwardness meter more than talking with an old person. Every time I find myself in an old person conversation I panic and don’t respond to them as I’m using…
I’m Nice →
No “Weekend Video Time” this week as I have some situations going on, but here are some interesting things for you to check out. Read all the way through this and you’ll be rewarded with some rare…
Dentist Style →
Recently I’ve once again began going to the dentist after a five year hiatus. I don’t exactly have dental insurance so I just wait until my mom makes me an appointment and says she’ll pay. Usually…
How I’m placing my next coffee shop order.
Ask Josh - The Engineer →
It seems like such a long time has passed since I’ve been able to thoroughly help someone with one of their life problems. It’s not that I didn’t want to help, it’s that nobody wanted my advice….
Weekend Video Time - Something Different →
Sure, I guess I could be considered a scumbag for making this, of all videos on the internet, my next target for ridicule. That’s why I’m going to do something a little different. Instead of making…
News Thing - Topless Coffee Burns →
I posted a story a while back about a topless coffee shop that opened in Maine. I, of course, take full credit for their success, but not for what happened recently. This topless coffee shop,…
Dream Interpretation - Mrs. Forgetful →
This marks the last dream I have in my hopper, so send those bitches in. Also, I’ve been out of “Ask Josh” questions for a while as well, so send some of those in too. Here’s today’s dream:
I…