September 2009
15 posts
The Pulled Over Nice Guy →
It may be hard to believe, but through the years of writing this blog and talking with people on Twitter, I’ve gained a reputation as a little bit of an asshole. I find this reputation…
The Twitter Dilemma →
I’ve been a member of this pretty popular site called Twitter for quite a while now. I don’t exactly remember the day I joined, but it was definitely before it blew up and became super…
The Timeless Wisdom of Charlie Kelley →
Tomorrow!
Not a Real Dream Interpretation →
I’ll be honest, lately I’ve been kind of sick of interpreting dreams. I know, I help millions of people with my dream intelligence and future telling sorcery, but I’m just starting to get…
“Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to...”
– Larry David
Hot Checker Outer Lady →
Every once in a while I come across a lady that I would like to have relations with. It’s very rare, and when it happens it comes completely out of nowhere, giving me only seconds to pull…