January 2010
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What do you think is attractive?
I think all women are attractive in their own way, except for the fat, ugly and disgusting ones.
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m/f?
It’s Friday, not Monday… Stupid idiot.
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Getting Weird at Wal-Mart →
It’s really no secret that Wal-Mart is the worst place in the world for everything besides great deals on cheap shit and making fun of people. I’ve accepted these facts and my deep hatred…
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What are you wearing?
Baby oil, socks and a coonskin cap.
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Ask me anything, idiots http://formspring.me/AskJosh
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I don`t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy...
– Vincent Gallo
Ask Josh – Motivation and Worrying →
This week I have two “Ask Josh” questions to answer. One is about worrying and the other is about being a completely lazy waste of a human being. At first I didn’t really give a care…
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Why Norm Macdonald is my hero.
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Mac or PC?
PC, though I would gladly use a Mac if someone bought it for me and I had a vagina.
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Why is it so cold? Isn’t the globe supposed to be “warming?”
I’m not a meteorologist or scientist of any kind, but I’m guessing it’s cold because it’s fucking winter time… Plus global warming is a huge scam.
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What kind of pizza do you like to eat?
Any kind, except ones with gross stuff on them like anchovies or human parts.
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Dear Josh, why would anyone want to eat an instant dehydrated pizza?
Watch Back to the Future II and you’ll see why. They’re amazing.
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Working With Creeps →
I was trying to seduce a lady recently by grossing her out so much by stories of other people that she’d find me attractive and I remembered a few disgusting stories about past coworkers. I…
On a Sharpie it says ‘not for letter writing’. Aww man, that sucks,...
– Mitch Hedberg
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What was the most useless xmas gift you received this year?
I got a mason jar filled with human eyes. It’s awesome, but I don’t really see much use for it, except for maybe intimidation.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Seven
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What exactly makes you “Absurdly Awesome”?
Ummm, my personality, my handsomeness, my manliness, my smarts, and my dick.
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What’s your favourite type of music, if you even like music, that is?
My two main favorite kinds of music are piano techno and industrial circus.
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Don’t you just hate it when someone reblogs your post on Tubmlr and doesn’t give you any credit?
Oh, it’s the absolute worst. Every time it happens I contemplate deleting my account and my life.
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Ask Josh – How To Be Romantic →
There’s a very troublesome trend in the dating world that I’ve picked up on throughout my years. It seems like after a while the passion starts to dwindle and you might as well be two…
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“Twenty ten” or “two thousand ten?”
Two Zero One Zero. It’s a lot easier to say and is pretty goddamn catchy too.
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Naturally, I have problems believing you are this damn popular. Are you sure you aren’t just making these questions up yourself?
How dare you. You’re lucky I don’t treat you like a frog and slingshot you into a wall then cartwheel onto your head.
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Would you take the blue pill or the red pill?
I’d take both, then I’d grab some glow sticks and strobe lights and dance nude to techno music.
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Dear Josh,
What would you do with the $1,000,000 discussed a few questions earlier?
I’d probably spend most of it on Skittles and various kinds of syrup. Then whatever I have left over I’d use to get extreme dental work and insulin.
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