February 2010
28 posts
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what are your top 3 favorite tv shows to watch?
Hmm, probably Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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What is the perfect woman for you going to be like?
Someone who can take my jokes without getting offended to the point of silence. So pretty much, a hot lady who I can torment emotionally and she’ll just take it. Oh, and it also helps if she has boobs, a throat and money.
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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
It depends on the situation. If I’m surrounded by disgusting slobs I’m an extrovert. If I’m surrounded by hot babes I’m an introvert.
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Do you ever think about something other than your dick?
Sometimes I think about female boobs and butts.
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If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I first read this question as “who would I want to die”… I must have been real drunk last night. Anyways, if I had to die I’d choose to be hot sexed to death.
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If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Anyone who is against sandwiches.
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My Virb Area →
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i can haz ur babyz?
I’m incapable of having children. I’m too filled with hate and evil.
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Are you ticklish? WHere?
On and around my dick area.
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the rape question was from me @labspaz, can i rape you?
If you’re asking you probably don’t know how rape works… And no, no you may not.
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5 TV Shows That Would Be Better With Zombies →
I wrote this short article for ShootForTheHead.com. Read it, comment, let it do good and I may be doing more.
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Can I rape you?
If you’re a girl then most likely yes.
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Do you ever submit articles to magazines?
I have not. You have any suggestions or connections?
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What is your biggest regret?
Ever eating at Long John Silver’s
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Why don’t you quit your job if its this lame? And move to somewhere where you can be actually recognized for your talent?
Wait… I have talent?
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What was the worst concert you went to?
I’m almost too embarrassed to say… I once went to a Good Charlotte concert a long, long time ago… but Something Corporate was also there so doesn’t that somewhat make up for it? No? Fuck. :(
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marry, fuck or kill (LOST style): Smoke Monster, Juliet, Sawyer
Too easy. I’d obviously have to kill Sawyer because I’m not gay. I’d then marry Juliet and fuck the smoke monster. Just imagine all that smoke whirling around your dick like a tornado. It’d have to feel good, right?
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What’s the best place near you to get a pizza?
My town sucks for pizza and food in general. Applebee’s is considered the best restaurant by everyone in my town… It’s shit.
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Twitter is great, but it has a crappy name. What should they call it instead?
They may as well just call it “Twatter” because that’s where all the terrible jokes end up anyways.
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“Lost” Up To This Point →
A little while ago, while bored at work, I was cruising through Hulu trying to find a show to dump millions of my non-valuable hours down. That’s when I saw it. I found the first 4 seasons…