March 2010
15 posts
The Wedding Reception →
If there’s one thing you should know about me it’s that I don’t like attending things. Going to any sort of people gathering usually ends terribly for me. What usually happens is I get…
Internet Addiction is Serious! →
I have a severe addiction to the internet. It started out slowly, downloading Adam Sandler sound clips and pictures of boobies on dial-up in junior high. As the internet speed…
News Thing: Women Are Dumb →
Sometimes when I’m out and about, strolling around the avenues on a Friday night, I like to yell things at the attractive females walking around. It’s usually nothing too bad, just…
I’m Charming! →
I have a really weird and confusing way of picking up or flirting with women. Typically my “game” consists of just hurling insults at them, then kicking back and saying to myself “I’ve…
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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller
I Want To Be Haunted →
For a while now I’ve really been into the whole ghostly scene. I think it started one weekend when I wanted to watch something different and possibly scary, so I downloaded the entire…
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Are you good at impersonating anyone?
I’m good at impersonating the raddest fucking guy on the planet.
Ask me anything, idiots
Online Gaming is Depressing →
For the past few weeks I’ve been getting really into online gaming and by “online gaming” I mean Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m new to this nerdy…
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Do you have some suggestions where I can go to...
Absolutely not, but I do very much appreciate you saying “lady friends”.
Ask me anything, idiots
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What's one thing you want to do before you die?
Be internet popular and super rich. Those are the only things that really matter in life… That and riding a hoverboard.
Ask me anything, idiots
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why are you so sexy?
When I was about 2 years old I made a deal with the devil. I gave him my soul for everlasting sexiness. I don’t really see a downside. Plus, when I die I’ll just use my sexiness to get a great Hell situation. I’ll get a nice condo right on Fire Lake and start banging all sorts of hot, horned up broads.
Ask me anything, idiots
Human Target is Terrible/Awesome →
For several weeks now I’ve been all up inside a new show on the Fox Network called Human Target. It’s a really stupid show that a lot of people I know would probably hate….
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$5 For the Promise of Protection from Zombies →
Posted this on Fiverr out of boredom… No, I do not think I will actually sell this.
Accidental Life Ruiner (Also, Site News!) →
When I was around 17 years old I liked to do this thing called “cruise the loop” with my friends. We’d pretty much spend all our weekends driving down Main Street trying to find babes…