March 2010
15 posts
The Wedding Reception →
If there’s one thing you should know about me it’s that I don’t like attending things. Going to any sort of people gathering usually ends terribly for me. What usually happens is I get…
Mar 30th
Internet Addiction is Serious! →
I have a severe addiction to the internet. It started out slowly, downloading Adam Sandler sound clips and pictures of boobies on dial-up in junior high. As the internet speed…
Mar 26th
News Thing: Women Are Dumb →
Sometimes when I’m out and about, strolling around the avenues on a Friday night, I like to yell things at the attractive females walking around. It’s usually nothing too bad, just…
Mar 23rd
I’m Charming! →
I have a really weird and confusing way of picking up or flirting with women. Typically my “game” consists of just hurling insults at them, then kicking back and saying to myself “I’ve…
Mar 19th
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WatchWatch
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller
Mar 17th
I Want To Be Haunted →
For a while now I’ve really been into the whole ghostly scene. I think it started one weekend when I wanted to watch something different and possibly scary, so I downloaded the entire…
Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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Are you good at impersonating anyone?
I’m good at impersonating the raddest fucking guy on the planet. Ask me anything, idiots
Mar 12th
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Online Gaming is Depressing →
For the past few weeks I’ve been getting really into online gaming and by “online gaming” I mean Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m new to this nerdy…
Mar 12th
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Do you have some suggestions where I can go to...
Absolutely not, but I do very much appreciate you saying “lady friends”. Ask me anything, idiots
Mar 11th
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What's one thing you want to do before you die?
Be internet popular and super rich. Those are the only things that really matter in life… That and riding a hoverboard. Ask me anything, idiots
Mar 11th
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why are you so sexy?
When I was about 2 years old I made a deal with the devil. I gave him my soul for everlasting sexiness. I don’t really see a downside. Plus, when I die I’ll just use my sexiness to get a great Hell situation. I’ll get a nice condo right on Fire Lake and start banging all sorts of hot, horned up broads. Ask me anything, idiots
Mar 11th
Human Target is Terrible/Awesome →
For several weeks now I’ve been all up inside a new show on the Fox Network called Human Target. It’s a really stupid show that a lot of people I know would probably hate….
Mar 9th
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$5 For the Promise of Protection from Zombies →
Posted this on Fiverr out of boredom… No, I do not think I will actually sell this.
Mar 9th
Accidental Life Ruiner (Also, Site News!) →
When I was around 17 years old I liked to do this thing called “cruise the loop” with my friends. We’d pretty much spend all our weekends driving down Main Street trying to find babes…
Mar 2nd