If you could choose, how would you want to die?

I first read this question as “who would I want to die”… I must have been real drunk last night. Anyways, if I had to die I’d choose to be hot sexed to death.

Ask me anything, idiots

If you could choose, how would you want to die?

Anyone who is against sandwiches.

Ask me anything, idiots

i can haz ur babyz?

I’m incapable of having children. I’m too filled with hate and evil.

Ask me anything, idiots

Are you ticklish? WHere?

On and around my dick area.

Ask me anything, idiots

the rape question was from me @labspaz, can i rape you?

If you’re asking you probably don’t know how rape works… And no, no you may not.

Ask me anything, idiots

alliactually:

(via suicidewatch)

Hah, I just watched this episode a couple days ago.

(via observando)

I wrote this short article for ShootForTheHead.com. Read it, comment, let it do good and I may be doing more.

Can I rape you?

If you’re a girl then most likely yes.

Ask me anything, idiots