what are your top 3 favorite tv shows to watch?

Hmm, probably Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What is the perfect woman for you going to be like?

Someone who can take my jokes without getting offended to the point of silence. So pretty much, a hot lady who I can torment emotionally and she’ll just take it. Oh, and it also helps if she has boobs, a throat and money.

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

It depends on the situation. If I’m surrounded by disgusting slobs I’m an extrovert. If I’m surrounded by hot babes I’m an introvert.

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Do you ever think about something other than your dick?

Sometimes I think about female boobs and butts.

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If you could choose, how would you want to die?

I first read this question as “who would I want to die”… I must have been real drunk last night. Anyways, if I had to die I’d choose to be hot sexed to death.

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If you could choose, how would you want to die?

Anyone who is against sandwiches.

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i can haz ur babyz?

I’m incapable of having children. I’m too filled with hate and evil.

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Are you ticklish? WHere?

On and around my dick area.

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the rape question was from me @labspaz, can i rape you?

If you’re asking you probably don’t know how rape works… And no, no you may not.

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Can I rape you?

If you’re a girl then most likely yes.

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