what is the craziest experience you have ever had ?

I once cut a man’s head off by doing a sideways cartwheel through their neck.

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do you believe in, or have you experienced true love?

I fall in deep, deep love every day. Usually it’s when I’m looking at or thinking about myself.

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who, what, where, why and how?

Me, awesome, here, because, I was born that way.

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Are you good at impersonating anyone?

I’m good at impersonating the raddest fucking guy on the planet.

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Do you have some suggestions where I can go to meet awesome lady friends?

Absolutely not, but I do very much appreciate you saying “lady friends”.

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What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

Be internet popular and super rich. Those are the only things that really matter in life… That and riding a hoverboard.

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why are you so sexy?

When I was about 2 years old I made a deal with the devil. I gave him my soul for everlasting sexiness. I don’t really see a downside. Plus, when I die I’ll just use my sexiness to get a great Hell situation. I’ll get a nice condo right on Fire Lake and start banging all sorts of hot, horned up broads.

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what are your top 3 favorite tv shows to watch?

Hmm, probably Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What is the perfect woman for you going to be like?

Someone who can take my jokes without getting offended to the point of silence. So pretty much, a hot lady who I can torment emotionally and she’ll just take it. Oh, and it also helps if she has boobs, a throat and money.

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

It depends on the situation. If I’m surrounded by disgusting slobs I’m an extrovert. If I’m surrounded by hot babes I’m an introvert.

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