what is the craziest experience you have ever had ?
I once cut a man’s head off by doing a sideways cartwheel through their neck.
do you believe in, or have you experienced true love?
I fall in deep, deep love every day. Usually it’s when I’m looking at or thinking about myself.
Are you good at impersonating anyone?
I’m good at impersonating the raddest fucking guy on the planet.
Do you have some suggestions where I can go to meet awesome lady friends?
Absolutely not, but I do very much appreciate you saying “lady friends”.
What’s one thing you want to do before you die?
Be internet popular and super rich. Those are the only things that really matter in life… That and riding a hoverboard.
why are you so sexy?
When I was about 2 years old I made a deal with the devil. I gave him my soul for everlasting sexiness. I don’t really see a downside. Plus, when I die I’ll just use my sexiness to get a great Hell situation. I’ll get a nice condo right on Fire Lake and start banging all sorts of hot, horned up broads.
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what are your top 3 favorite tv shows to watch?
Hmm, probably Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
