Do you ever think about something other than your dick?

Sometimes I think about female boobs and butts.

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If you could choose, how would you want to die?

I first read this question as “who would I want to die”… I must have been real drunk last night. Anyways, if I had to die I’d choose to be hot sexed to death.

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If you could choose, how would you want to die?

Anyone who is against sandwiches.

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i can haz ur babyz?

I’m incapable of having children. I’m too filled with hate and evil.

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Are you ticklish? WHere?

On and around my dick area.

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the rape question was from me @labspaz, can i rape you?

If you’re asking you probably don’t know how rape works… And no, no you may not.

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Can I rape you?

If you’re a girl then most likely yes.

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Do you ever submit articles to magazines?

I have not. You have any suggestions or connections?

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What is your biggest regret?

Ever eating at Long John Silver’s

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Why don’t you quit your job if its this lame? And move to somewhere where you can be actually recognized for your talent?

Wait… I have talent?

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